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PICK UP LINES

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities

There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day

Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!

Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious

Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!

If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.

If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful

Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better

I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.

What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

There's a woman like you in my dreams every night.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

When God made you, he was showing off.

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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
Play with the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
Put M&M’s on layaway.
Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
TP as much of the store as possible.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle described above.
Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme fromMission: Impossible.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
Two words: “Marco Polo.”
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Okay, so pick the First letter in your first name...

A - Beautiful
B - Ugly
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Sexy
F - Hot
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H - Preppy
I - Girly
J - Gothic
K - Punky
L - Popular
M - Geeky
N - Nerdy
O - Retarded
P - Gay
Q - Lesbian
R - Gorgeous
S - Lesbian
T - Emo
U - Christian
V - Wonderful
W - Slutty
X - Bitchy
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J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Whore
N - Punk
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P - Princess
Q - Queen
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T - Fucker
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BRITNEY SPEARS QUOTES:
*"You'll never see it my way, because you're not me."
*"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else."
*I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!”
*"Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world."
*"I don't know what you've been told, this mama is in control!"
*"The best part [of being a star] is the fans, like, loving you - and the free clothes!"
*"I love my fans."
*"I'm such a dork!"
*"What's the big deal? I find it interesting that everyone finds it so interesting. It's bizarre. I'm in complete denial that I am 'Britney Spears, (making quotation marks with her fingers.). Do you understand what I'm saying'? I'm just a human being."
*"You know what? I need to create my own magazine. These people ... I mean they want stories to sell and they’re very good ... I need to come up with my own magazine and say the real deal."
*"I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston."
*"There are so many teenagers out there that dress more provocatively than I do, and no one says anything about them."
*"I know I get a lot of flack for what I wear, what I say, what I don't say, but I'm not a little girl anymore"
*"It's about being a girl, celebrating your womanhood, you'd be lying if you said you didn't want to be sexy."
*"Do I know my life is weird? It's all I've ever known. I don't see it as being weird."
*"I have lost my innocence, you grow up faster in the spotlight of showbusiness."
*"What the hell was I thinking?"
*"I go through life like a Karate Kid.”
*"I hope, at the end of the day when they remember me, that I just put a smile on their face."
-Britney Spears

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How To Respond To Pickup Lines

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“So, wanna go back to my place?”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”

“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

“So what do you do for a living?”
“I’m a female impersonator.”

“What sign were you born under?”
“No Parking.”

“Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
“Stop.”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
“Unfertilized!”

“I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
“You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”

“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.”
“Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

“Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

“May I see you pretty soon?”
“Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”

“Your body is like a temple.”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”

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He Will:
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
• When she runs up at you crying.. the first thing you say is..
"Who's butt am i beating today baby?"

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-If you think Edward & Bella are the new Romeo and Juliet.
-If you cried when Edward left.
-If you can't help but smile every time you see a shiny silver Volvo.
-If you now think vampires rock.
-If you hate werewolves just because Edward does.
-If you want Edward Cullen to jump into your room at night.
-If you think Edward's genuinely amazing.
-If you think a ride on Edward's back through the forest would be exhilarating.
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Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes—use birth control.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

O’Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats... they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Born free... Taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

Montana—At least our cows are sane!

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt—in case heaven is like theIRS.

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

No radio—Already stolen.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Real women don’t have hot flashes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Tell me to “stuff it”—I’m a taxidermist.

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I’m just driving this way to piss you off.

Keep honking, I’m reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Lord save me from your followers.

Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie!”... till you can find a rock.

Sex on television can’t hurt you... unless you fall off.

We’re not in jail, and I’m not your bitch, so get off my ass!

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