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*"You'll never see it my way, because you're not me."
*"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else."
*I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!”
*"Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world."
*"I don't know what you've been told, this mama is in control!"
*"The best part [of being a star] is the fans, like, loving you - and the free clothes!"
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*"You know what? I need to create my own magazine. These people ... I mean they want stories to sell and they’re very good ... I need to come up with my own magazine and say the real deal."
*"I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston."
*"There are so many teenagers out there that dress more provocatively than I do, and no one says anything about them."
*"I know I get a lot of flack for what I wear, what I say, what I don't say, but I'm not a little girl anymore"
*"It's about being a girl, celebrating your womanhood, you'd be lying if you said you didn't want to be sexy."
*"Do I know my life is weird? It's all I've ever known. I don't see it as being weird."
*"I have lost my innocence, you grow up faster in the spotlight of showbusiness."
*"What the hell was I thinking?"
*"I go through life like a Karate Kid.”
*"I hope, at the end of the day when they remember me, that I just put a smile on their face."
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“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
“I’m a female impersonator.”
“No Parking.”
“Stop.”
“Unfertilized!”
“You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”
“Then please leave me alone.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”
“Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
“Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”
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He Will:
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
• When she runs up at you crying.. the first thing you say is..
"Who's butt am i beating today baby?"
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-If you think Edward & Bella are the new Romeo and Juliet.
-If you cried when Edward left.
-If you can't help but smile every time you see a shiny silver Volvo.
-If you now think vampires rock.
-If you hate werewolves just because Edward does.
-If you want Edward Cullen to jump into your room at night.
-If you think Edward's genuinely amazing.
-If you think a ride on Edward's back through the forest would be exhilarating.
-If Twilight is the best book you've ever read.
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Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents’ mistakes—use birth control.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
O’Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
Born free... Taxed to death.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
Montana—At least our cows are sane!
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt—in case heaven is like theIRS.
Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
No radio—Already stolen.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Real women don’t have hot flashes, they have power surges.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Tell me to “stuff it”—I’m a taxidermist.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
i souport publik edekashun.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
I’m just driving this way to piss you off.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Lord save me from your followers.
Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie!”... till you can find a rock.
Sex on television can’t hurt you... unless you fall off.
We’re not in jail, and I’m not your bitch, so get off my ass!
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